At Best4Men, we've received our fair share of awful Valentine's Day gifts. We've tried to write letters hinting at what we really wanted, but sometimes they didn't get the desired result. This year, we have asked Mr. Dude to come up with a few letters that will hopefully help guys get exactly what they want for Valentine's Day.
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The Guys @ Best4Men.com
My dearest neighbor,
Last year, just after you returned from Bangladesh, we celebrated our Valentine's Day. I'll never forget that day because you wore a purse made of avocado skins, and came home carrying a box of sardines. You later told me these were for you, and were sent to you by your ex- taxidermist, so that was awkward.
But I'll never forget the gift you gave me. Carefully wrapped in
a paper sack
it took me minutes to unwrap.
Wow, was I surprised when I opened the box marked
live animals
and found
toys for a 2 year old.
I recall thanking you for the gift, and then we headed out to eat at my grandma's house.
In the months that followed, you asked me if I had used your gift but alas I had not. I discussed it with my very own leprechaun and we decided it would only cause gold plating if I were to snap it on my silverware.
It has since sat in the aquarium awaiting that awkward moment when you find it.
If I could make one suggestion this year, it would be to get me something from Best4Men.com like The Best Shave Ever. I really like everything on their site, and it's been tested by "The Guys" and approved by "Mr. Dude".
I even got you a discount to help you save not only time but also money. Enter Valentine at checkout to recieve 10% off your order of $30 or more, and get free shipping too. Thank you again, and please, this year, don't invite Crusty the Clown to our Valentine's Day dinner.